I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.
"how many times have you even watched that movie"
people who complain that pluto isnt considered one of our major planets anymore make me think of people in the 1500s being like “REMEMBER WHEN THE SUN USED TO REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH WHY DOES SCIENCE HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING”
Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes
Halloween with the Master and Butler
Sometimes you’re reading porn and there’s that one line that’s so fucking hot it feels like Aphrodite herself came down and punched you in the gut.
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Because we’ve all done this. Poor Epona~
I bet Zeus became a lot more open-minded after having Athena.
when you’re done reading smut