today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
ok but have u guys SEEN dylans hands
have you guys SEEN dylans lips
have you guys SEEN dylans smile
have you guys SEEN dylans body
have you guYS SEEN HIS ASS???????????????
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS SIDE PROFILE?!?!
If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.
All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself.
So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love
Today was a good day for Velocibox. Added over 600 points to my score
I had to take photographs of my friend for class and let me tell you her modeling career should be skyrocketing any moment
guys you don’t understand this is important
attack on my fucking patience what’s in the goddamn basement
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET
I need to stop.
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet