Ned is a little too forgiving for my liking but that’s his character I suppose
when ur friends are all online
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I don’t get why finger sucking is an erotic thing
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
what the actual fuck is this nonsense
"A pretty picture, but the scenery is so loud
A face like heaven catching lighting in your nightgown
But back away from the water, babe, you might drown.”
Olivia Wilde reads, feels things.
As an aside, I’m hoping that the cover of the novel to her right is obscured and that the writer didn’t actually think that Balls: a Novel was a good idea.
I spy mcnallyjackson! Also it is totally called Balls.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
Dimitri you cruel person.
Could you live on $8 or $9 dollars an hour? A computer game made by the Urban Ministries of Durham in North Carolina and an advertising firm called McKinney lets you play out life with a low-wage job as a single mom. The objective is to make it a month, juggling getting a job, rent, a place to live, food and coping with the costs of repairs, things for your child, insurance, etc.. Actually a very hard game to play and full of reminders of the difficulties of life on that kind of salary.
Seriously, if you haven’t played before, play it now. If you have played before, play it again. Especially important during this election season.
just playing this game alone made me really stressed and anxious
ALL THE HATER ANONS, PLAY THIS
This game is amazing. Play it, play it, play it! I shared this with a professor who then had her students play it. So real.
The most ridiculous thing about this is that there are loads of places where minimum wage is below $8/hr. In fact, the federal minimum in the US is only $7.25, and only 21 states have state minimum wages above that. And of those 21, 9 are still under $8. Which means that of the 50 states in our country, only 12 require that employees make $8 or more. Two of the 3 jobs offered to you as options pay $9/hr. Which means that if you’re playing this game and you think it’s hard, imagine doing it with up to $1.75/hr less. (That’s $70/week, approx. $280/month, and $3,640/year LESS than this game is affording you.)